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Entry Number 3

First, I'd like to say that April Fool's Day is a stupid holiday for stupid people. If I catch anyone trying to play a trick on me, they will pay.

That being said, I'm feeling generous. I'm willing to offer a thousand points of extra credit for a simple, three-page essay on the historical significance of erotic art. This is likely the best offer you'll get from me all year. I highly suggest you take it.

Additional extra credit will be given for the inclusion of illustrations or photos as examples of erotic art.

EDIT: To inspire you, here are some samples from my *ahem* own personal collection:

[Dickgirl hentai and loli]


Kira.

((OOC: Striked out is deleted, but feel free to have seen it before hand. ;3))

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oh, right, images.

the following is an image of an ancient statue that was erected in honour of hte most exquisti and famous forms of orn.

((....The above is not work safe and involves tentacle "rape".))
((... Er, but pretend Katou actually posted pictures. No link involved.))
You're joking, right?
No. I sincerely believe this is the only report they might actually do.
...Er, okay. I'll email you mine, then.
why sa 8y kiras ane? did he make you cojlm? am i getning my bonsuh marks stil?>
You're getting extra bonus points because you're my friend and I made him come so hard.
coool
Yes, sir?
What, may I ask, gave you the idea that you could log in to my journal and post...

That?
...because you gave him your passowrd?
...April Fool's?
I'm not laughing, Kira.
I am. Does that count for anything?
Sesshoumaru - Sideways

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